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i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
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i went shopping today to get camouflage trousers but omfg i couldnt even find any
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Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage